10. You named your fake detective agency “psych” why not just call it  “Hey, we’re fooling you and they police department. Hope we don’t make a mistake and someone dies because of it?”

9. It’s Burton Gustor not Bruton Gaster, haven’t you people ever heard of spell check.

8. You can’t get indian blood form working at a Casino, Shawn.

7. It’s hard to see anything with some ones knees in your eye.

6. I can’t spend the night in a museum, I don’t have my tooth brush, I don’t have my multi-vitamins, and oh yeah, I don’t want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an egyptian canal digger.

5. I’m nobody’s pawn, Shawn I’m a Queen.

4. Now that’s the one that bothers me. Why do people say ‘I could care less’ when they really mean “I couldn’t care less.”?

3. Uh no. I’m never doing anything blindly with you again, I learned that at the Mexican border…Twice.

2. I’m going to be uncatchable, like a jackel!

1. You must be out of your damn mind Shawn!

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