I found these in the Bigfork Bayliner and wanted to share them with you, My favorites are in bold.

 

Bro Code

1.If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown

2. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

3. A bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident

4. Bros don’t share dessert

5. A bro never dances with his hands over his head

6. A Bro loves his country, unless that country isn’t America

7. A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro unless the Bros are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator.

8. A Bro never wears pink. No even in Europe

9. When asked “Do you need some help?” A Bro shall automatically respond, “I got it,” whether or not he’s actually got it.

10. Even during a drought, a Bro flushes twice.

11. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows or lends clothes to another Bro

 

Chick Code

1. A chick can get a dog as a pet but only if it fits in her mailbox

2. If two chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidently spill a drink on the other

3. A chick never pays for anything. EVER!

4. A chick will call her bf “cute” or “adorable” once in front of his Bros for fun, then promise never to do it again (when he’s around)

5. When asked “do you need some help?” by a super hot guy, a chick always replies yes, whether or not she really needs it.

6. A chick shall never use the side mirrors for applying lipstick while driving the car. It is extremely dangerous since it messes up the hair!

7. Whether she cares about shopping, shoes, clothes, makeup or not, as Chick cares about the aforementioned.

8. A Chick reserves the right to be hyper

9. A chick is alway allowed to cry (and if she can cry on cue, all the better)

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